Tuesday, August 25

My recent email interchange...

The below is a transcription of a recent email exchange between myself and Peter Rigby. I was attempting to email Peter Rigby - my foster sister's father, in relation to wedding arrangements for his daughter.

My sister suggested I put it up here for the amusement of others. I have blanked out our email addresses for obvious reasons.

As per all email exchanges, start at the bottom and work your way up.

:-)

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: "P.rigby@xxx.com"
To: NATALIE B
Sent: Tuesday, 25 August, 2009 2:26:20 PM
Subject: Re: Rachel's wedding and table

Don't forget the oil-streaked bit of the stripper... that sounds like it would really liven up the hen party...

Afraid I have to confess that you really have got the wrong Peter -although if I were the real Peter I would also be amused that you were embarrassed so him and I must have something in common!

And yes, I will regale this story at future dinner parties, I hope you get over the embarrassment.

Would be interested to learn how you come upon my email address in the first place?

Peter

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device

From: NATALIE B
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:08:33 +0000 (GMT)
To:
Subject: Re: Rachel's wedding and table

Do I sincerely have the wrong Peter..?



The real Peter would think it amusing to pretend it wasn't himself so I felt excruciatingly embarrassed at having discussed gyrating strippers to an utter stranger... I'm all in a confusion now.



I'm terribly sorry if you are the wrong Peter. But looking on the bright side, I'm sure secretly you are utterly delighted to have erroneously received the below - it's a good dinner party anecdote surely! :-)





From: "p.rigby@xxx.com"
To: NATALIE B
Sent: Monday, 24 August, 2009 12:44:58 PM
Subject: Re: Rachel's wedding and table

Hi Natalie, I think you have the wrong Peter...

That said... I think its only fair that you arrange a gyrating, oil slicked stripper for Ray's hen night... I will let you know if I am available -hen nights are free!

Peter (the wrong one)

Sent from my BlackBerry® wireless device

From: NATALIE B
Date: Mon, 24 Aug 2009 08:53:15 +0000 (GMT)
To: p.rigby@xxx.com
Subject: Rachel's wedding and table



Hi Peter,



How are you? I hope my mother behaved herself for you and Carol...



Two things:



One, I heard you are looking to get rid of an old desk. I'm looking for a desk - I'm converting my dining room into a reading room and would like a writing desk. I wonder if you would consider selling it to me - and how much would you like.



Two, there is NO WAY I am arranging a bl**dy stripper for Ray's hen night. If she wants one, tough titty. I'm the chief bridesmaid in charge of organising the hen night and it will be a quiet, calm affair with no baby lotion and gyrating men thank you very much! Just had to clarify that. I have my reputation to protect and all...



Pass on my regards to Carol and speak soon!



Love Natalie xx